1. gowns:

    my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

  2. paintedmischief:

    im so fucking done

  3. 0-lost-in-stereo-0:

asheezyy:
Read this shit

    0-lost-in-stereo-0:

    asheezyy:

    Read this shit

  4. ohhowlucky:

    danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

  5. confessionsofarebel:

    These aren’t just pictures.

    They’re the pictures.

  6. marianmaidenrose:

    fallingaroundagain:

    lupeylycan:

    un-balanc-ed:

    thatwrongthing:

    this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

    that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

    this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

    my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

    what shirt: a nudist au

  7. savannahblair:

    i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

  8. merchandice:

    wittacism:

    It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

    After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

    Happy writing. You can do it!

    this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

  9. septamordane1:

    When things go crazy because of pie

  10. jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

    jimmyoffthehook:

    Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

  11. allthrumyribs:

    delenator12:

    "Brittana forever" 

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